Incoming Nonsense

teh_lunchbox @ 2009-12-08T07:12:00

2009-12-08T13:12:46Z

1. Reply to this post, and I will pick five of your icons.
2. Make a post (including the meme info) and talk about the icons I chose.
3. Other people can then comment to you and make their own posts.
4. This will create a never-ending cycle of icon squee. Whoo!

My icons were made from images I collected from whatever they are of.

dizy_chan picked:

There was some random video on youtube or something where someone (I wanna say like, mc chris, but I forget) said this in reference to Resident Evil 4. It just stuck with me, so I made this one. Also, I love zombies.

To be honest, this is just the punchline to one of my favorite Cyanide and Happiness strips. I don't think I've ever used it. I originally made it to respond to some of the more "bwaaahhh my life drama" posts I see on here, but I don't have the time to be that much of an asshole. Besides, I like most of you people.

One of my two Digimon pics. This one shows Joe trying to use a damaged and uprooted pay phone that clearly does not work. So...he's doing it wrong...and is therefore a perfect example of doing it wrong. The end.

There was an SNL bit a while ago that was just a crazy over the top, weird almost rock/metal video about giraffes and this image comes up at some point. They also have lasers and stuff I guess. Look up the skit if you can. It's great.

Some weird old hentai features this guy, who has a penis with a mustache. I deem that awesome. So there you go.

teh_lunchbox @ 2009-11-29T02:14:00

2009-11-29T08:14:29Z

1. Reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter.
2. List (and upload, if you feel like it) 10 songs that start with that letter.
3. Post them to your journal with these instructions.

dizy_chan gave me "L". What a neat letter.

1. Land of the Dead by Voltaire

2. Learn to Fly by Foo Fighters

3. Lee by Tenacious D

4. Less Talk More Rokk by Freezepop

5. Like a Boss by The Lonely Island

6. Little Busters by The Pillows

7. Love Shack by The B-52's

8. Lullaby (Divorce Song) by Stephen Lynch

9. Limelight by Rush

10. Last Show by Reel Big Fish

Bonus Pretzel
The Lost Vikings by Dethklok

I give, I give!

2009-06-13T10:26:51Z

So I got a twitter...and am posting about it on LJ...wtf?

My twitter dealie is Aitches.

Summer Project...

2009-06-04T07:26:52Z

I want to see how many games I can beat this summer. I'm looking for in-depth games or games that will at least take more than one sitting to beat. I am working on a playthrough of Final Fantasy X right now. Do any of you have any suggestions?

In pun related news...

2009-05-29T10:36:15Z

What do you call a floating dike made out of potatoes?

A leveetater!

A thing I found...enjoy?

2009-05-27T10:48:15Z

More reasons to have no faith in humanity...

2009-05-15T00:45:10Z

An ad for the new Star Trek movie had a critic quote describing it as "this generation's Star Wars".

First of all...didn't our generation JUST have a Star Wars, as terrible as it was.

Second....Worst. Comparrison. Ever!

A nerdy follow up.

2009-05-06T16:47:59Z

Played TMNT IV: Turtles in Time last night and beat hard mode with a score of 1075 in 25 minutes with no continues...

Is this awesome

Y/N ?

Looks like it's about Beer o' clock!

2009-05-06T16:46:27Z

I'm done with finals and only have a few loose ends regarding financial aid. A bit of a downer is that I won't be seeing the woman this summer barring some act of a greater deity.

So I got two good reasons to drink right there, anyone else?

(P.S.: Ab. Psych is dumb.)

I havn't done this in a lil bit...

2009-05-01T06:24:31Z

My top 5 Favorite SNES Games I have actually played.

5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time

Simple but fun best describe this game. It was challenging as a kid to try and beat hard mode. Does anyone else remember Slash totally wrecking their face on the dinosaur level?

4. The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (Ganbare Goemon: Yukihime Kyuushutsu Emaki)

This game is one of the first responsible for my playing games in the first place. Part platformer, part adventure, all fun. Too bad we in the U.S. never got the sequels until the N64. Smacking robots and fat guys around with pipes and yo-yo's is fun!

3. Earthbound

Originally frustrating me as a youngster, years later I would grow to appreciate this game and its humor, story, and combat system. This also lead to me loving Ness in the SSB. Ness being a god in the original and still really good in the sequels probably helped too.

2. Kirby Super Star

In my opinion, one of the best "x in 1" games of all time. I sort of played this in phases. Newbie (still trying to learn everything and unlock everything), average (had al lthe abilities down save for a few, had unlocked everything), and finally show-off/asshole (beating arena without using powerups, actually using suplex, abusing spark).

1. Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

My favorite Mario game, hands down. Decent story for its audience, fun/easy combat, mini games, secrets, humor, enjoyable music...need I go on?

Anyone else have any entries, disagreements, comments?

Ah, nostalgia...

Today on "Two Word Movie Reviews, The Gingerdead Man"

2009-04-29T03:06:44Z

Deliciously bad.

Hey, Andy!

2009-04-29T02:42:52Z

I selected my general and I gots my EDH deck together.

CHOPPAHDOO!

Sleepy thought....

2009-04-02T09:29:13Z

It comforts me to know that I seldom use LJ to bitch about life...
whether that has anything to do with the actual state of my life is another matter, but still....

Today on "Two Word Movie Reviews, Left 4 Head"

2009-03-17T20:45:21Z

Parodical gold.

Today on "Two Word Movie Reviews, The Watchmen"

2009-03-12T20:46:47Z

I came.

teh_lunchbox @ 2009-03-07T02:23:00

2009-03-07T08:23:53Z

This involves Zombies....

2009-03-07T07:52:04Z

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/8175/1235468598274.jpg

Go nuts!

Writer's Block: More Island Time

2009-03-03T17:31:20Z

You're packing your bag for that other desert island—the one with no electricity—what 5 books do you take with you?

Submitted By mika_uriah

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The Zombie Survival Guide (clearly the island is an experimental facility), a big rubber inflatable book, How to Make Oars Out of Sand, 101 Uses for Coconuts, 101 More Uses for Coconuts.

And it begins....

2009-02-21T12:44:04Z

and I'm off!

News flash, I'm playing Magic

2009-02-21T06:38:56Z

Tomorrow/today I am going to participate in the PTQ (pro Tour Qualifier).

I am piolting Mono Red Idiot Burn (Mr. Ib).

At least I get lunch....

Today on "Two Word Movie Reviews, Taken"

2009-02-06T20:10:37Z

See it!

Today on "Two Word Movie Reviews", Max Payne

2009-01-23T08:13:56Z

Couldn't finish.

Something new and an oldy but a goody...

2008-12-25T01:30:37Z

MGC: Metal Gear Christmas

'Twas the job before Christmas, and all through the base
All the soldiers were stirring, keeping patrol pace

The guards made their rounds with precision and care
With hopes that round the next corner, Solid Snake would be there

The shiny new war weapon lay safe in its hangar
While the guards continued to watch for the stranger

With Colonel on the radio and cones on the map
To help Snake maneuver and avoid every trap

When from down the corridor there arose such a clatter
The guards meandered slowly to see what was the matter

Exclamation points over head, unlike a dash
They still couldn't see Snake, stealing their stash

The stealth combat camo gave off an eerie green glow
That couldn't be seen, even after a CQC throw

When, what to Snakes eyes would appear
A nonsensical boss… maybe The Fear?

With a slurp and a quiver that was god awful sick
Snake probably thought "I'm down here you slippery prick!"

The fight ensued and carried on like a game
By the way, bolts in your butt may lead to fame

"Go Survival Knife, on bandage, out bolt!
The arrow in my ass was quite the jolt!

I'll cycle through the weapons menu, from bottom to top,
Your health should lower, lower, and lower until you do drop!"

Many bullets and some poison food later, The Fear could finally die
Exploding apart...and...what?... don’t ask ME why?

Anyways, Snake went to sneaking, moving on through the game
Using corners, camo, and boxes... Well some things are always the same

Sometimes, you could probably give guards all the proof
Because, hey, boxes DO belong on the roof!

Pressed against walls, in shadow, or on the ground
The good guards listening for the very softest sound

Of course, save for the Ocelot unit, in there little red hats
Who seem to be practicing for an audition for CATS

What of the other characters you might ask?
Well, making references wasn't my original task...

Well, Vamp looked on from afar
I can hear it now, "Damn you Phil LaMarr!"

Otacon arranged his animes all on a shelf,
Taking special care to try and not wet himself,

Decoy Octopus...HA! Like he even has a fan...
He is usually mistaken for just a dead black man...

Psycho Mantis just floats enjoying his mental mania,
Hmm....I bet you're a fan of Casltevania!

Meanwhile Johnny Sasaki lay on the floor
In his birthday suite and nothing more,

As for jolly ole Big Boss, you may wonder?
A special category, his fate falls under...

You should know it, like every good child should...
He simply says "Merry Christmas to all...DAMN THAT'S GOOD!"

Urrghhh! (Brains for X-mas) (Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing through the mall
With Zombies in the way
No store worth a staul,
Cursing all the way
Hear Frank's reciever ring
Making it hard to fight
What fun it is to scream and sing
A slaying song tonight

(chorus)
Shotgun shells, Shotgun shells
Loading all the way
Oh! what fun it is to blast
Every zombie in the way!
Shotgun shells, Shotgun shells
Loading all the way
Oh! what fun it is to blast
Every zombie i nthe way!

A week or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon three others or so
Were all that was on my side,
The horde and a mean old tank!
Pipebom's the only hope
What's that horrible stank?
A boomer- shit I need some soap!

|: chorus :|

A decade or so ago,
A rescue was the deal
We disocvered what we weren't meant to know,
And found out zombies are for real!
Chris went running past
Hoping to do some good,
We lost him after that,
This better not be his blood!

|: chorus :|

Now the the time is right,
Go and grab your gun,
Take to the streets tonight
and sing this slaying song;
Just get a secure safe room.
First aid-kits and ammo too
Try to stay away from doom,
And hopefully you'll make it through!.

|: chorus :|

A thing I got!

2008-12-18T01:46:58Z

1. Put your iTunes on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 friends who might enjoy doing the meme as well as the person you got the meme from.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"Wake the Snake" - Lordi
If someone wants to wake my snake I guess that's cool.

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Duct Tape MY Heart" - Freezepop
This almost makes me sad. Almost.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"The Twilight Zone" - RUSH
There's a wife on the wing of the plane!

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
"Fifty-Fifty" - Frank Zappa
Works for me.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"Feeling Gravity's Pull" - R.E.M.
What, I'm a science experiment now?

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Wonderboy" - Tenacious D
Why yes...I AM a superhero...

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Asshole" - Dennis Leary
...I got nothing.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
“Flight Of The Skajaquada" - Green Jellÿ
He is legend...

WHAT IS 2+2?
"Masturbates" - Mindless Self Indulgence
I diddle myself to math problems....

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Still Alive" - Portal/GLaDOS
I suppose he is....

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"All I want is More" - Reel Big Fish
Sarcasm aside, I guess this works.

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Dirty Love" - Frank Zappa
Huh?

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
"Tom Sawyer" - RUSH
In context of the song OR novel this is funny.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"I Have Been in You" - Frank Zappa
I'm gonna spend the next ten minutes giggling.

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Beer" - Reel Big Fish
I'm not an Alchy I swear.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Catholic Girls" - Frank Zappa
Okay, media player, enough Zappa.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Get Ready to Rokk" - Freezepop
I guess everyone else will have a good time.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Territorial Pissings" - Nirvana
That's just not true.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"House of 1000 Corpses" - Rob Zombie
Heh..heh...ooh boy....stay out of our garage!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"Thunderhorse" - Dethklok
I hope this doesn't mean like the video...

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"The Tale of Nuckelavee" - A Bard's Tale ST
I do think that'd be pretty bad.

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Another One Ride's the Bus" - Weird Al
I die via awful stinky bus?

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
"Double Team" Tenacious D
Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"Violent Pornography" - System of a Down
...well, duh?!

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"Traffic Jam" - Weird Al
Those...damn...CARS!

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Train to Miami" - Steel Pole Bathtub
Yes..but only after the most fucked up trip ever

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
"Fembot in a Wet T-shirt" - Frank Zappa
Well then...

Irony?

2008-12-17T12:49:32Z

I find it odd that after watching the entire third season of Dexter in a day I don't feel the urge to kill anyone.

I'm gonna sleep now.